“How to Impress a Woman”

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> > > >  Wine her,

> > > >  Dine her,

> > > >  Call her,

> > > >  Hug her,

> > > >  Support her,

> > > >  Hold her,

> > > >  Surprise her,

> > > >  Compliment her,

> > > >  Smile at her,

> > > >  Listen to her,

> > > >  Laugh with her,

> > > >  Cry with her,

> > > >  Romance her,

> > > >  Believe in her,

> > > >  Cuddle her,

> > > >  Shop with her,

> > > >  Give her jewelry,

> > > >  Buy her flowers,

> > > >  Hold her hand,

> > > >  Write love letters to her,

> > > >  Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

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> >  “How to Impress a Man”

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> > > >  Show up naked,

> > > >  Bring food.

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